Funny Death Puns

Death puns are dark, silly and hard to resist. They take a grim topic and turn it into a laugh, which is exactly why they work so well in cards, captions and Halloween jokes. Here is a small collection of funny death puns to share with friends who love a good groan.

• I am dying to meet you.
• That joke was to die for.
• I am dead tired, but I still laughed.
• Death is a grave matter, so lighten up.
• Rest in peace, and pass the cake.
• The Grim Reaper is a real party pooper.
• I told a joke about death once. It killed.
• He is dead serious about his puns.
• I am not afraid of the dark, I am just not dying to get there.
• This party is to die for, and I mean that in the best way.

Share your favourite one with a friend, and if you want more, browse the Funny Puns collection for fresh one-liners.